{"product_id":"not-today-heifer-tea-towel","title":"Not Today Heifer Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"330\"\u003eAdd a little sass and farmhouse charm to your kitchen with the Not Today Heifer Tea Towel — the perfect mix of humor, personality, and everyday practicality. Featuring an adorable watercolor-style cow illustration paired with the cheeky “Not Today Heifer” sentiment, this towel is guaranteed to bring smiles to your daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eCrafted from soft, absorbent cotton, it’s as functional as it is fun — perfect for drying dishes, decorating your kitchen, or gifting to your favorite cow-loving friend. The playful artwork and neutral tones make it an easy addition to farmhouse, rustic, or modern country décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"750\"\u003eWhether you’re hosting, gifting, or simply adding a little attitude to your kitchen, this towel brings charm and laughter to every space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It:\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, absorbent cotton construction\u003cbr data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"814\"\u003e• Adorable watercolor cow artwork\u003cbr data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"850\"\u003e• Fun “Not Today Heifer” sentiment\u003cbr data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"887\"\u003e• Perfect blend of humor \u0026amp; farmhouse style\u003cbr data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e• Great for gifting or everyday kitchen décor\u003cbr data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e• Functional, durable, and easy to display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1152\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCute, witty, and full of personality — this tea towel is made for anyone who appreciates a little humor with their home décor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mud Pie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63459622060401,"sku":"41500108C","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1891\/6277\/files\/Screenshot2026-04-17at11.11.46AM.png?v=1776444410","url":"https:\/\/nikkobludesigns.com\/products\/not-today-heifer-tea-towel","provider":"Nikko Blu Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}