When I said "I do" I didn't mean dishes

When I Said “I Do” I Didn’t Mean Dishes – Wooden Spoon

A little truth, a lot of humor, and a kitchen essential you’ll actually use.

This engraved wooden spoon is made from smooth, durable beech wood and finished with a protective oil that enhances the natural grain while providing lasting protection. The witty phrase “When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean dishes” is laser engraved directly into the wood—never a decal or paint—so it won’t chip, fade, or wear away.

Each spoon has its own unique tone and grain pattern, making every piece one of a kind. Designed for everyday cooking with a sense of humor, it’s the perfect gift for newlyweds, longtime partners, housewarmings, or anyone who appreciates a little sass in the kitchen.

Care Instructions:
Hand wash only. Use lukewarm water and mild soap. Do not soak. To maintain the wood and prevent drying or cracking, oil regularly with butcher block oil.

Functional, funny, and gift-ready—because love is forever… dishes are negotiable.